Snails have 5 assholes
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I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND
I can’t hear you I’m eating chips
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.